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Busted Butt Slashing Suspect of the Day: Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel, whom authorities in Virginia suspect is the notorious Serial Butt Slasher, has been arrested in Lima, Peru.

Guillen, AKA “Corta Nalgas” (or “butt cutter”), is alleged to have slashed 13 young women across the buttocks while they were shopping in clothing stores.

“In each case, the suspect distracts his victim before cutting them. The victims have all been teenaged women or in their early 20s,” read a Fairfax County Police statement released last year.

Police have been on his trail since he was identified last September. He was known to have fled to Peru where his family resides.

[cnn / wapo.]

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